Entry · Thursday, May 14, 2026
Plate XXII., Close-up of a drum head, showcasing its substantial acoustic potential.
Photo by ASBA Drums on Unsplash
Kettledrum, Industrial
/KET-ul-drum in-DUS-tree-ul/ n.- 1. A percussion instrument of imposing drum diameter, noted for its resonant shell and industrial-grade stoutness; esp. one observed in profile under stage lighting.
- 2. colloq. a clear instance of acoustic thicccness: all resonance, no apologies.
In a sentence,
"The ASBA kettledrum was so thiccc, the orchestra pit had to negotiate extra legroom. The conductor needed a map."
Etymology,
From Middle Dutch ketel, meaning 'cauldron', and Middle English drom, indicating 'drum'. Once referred to as the 'cauldron drum', which, frankly, tracks.