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The Thiccctionary

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Kettledrum, Industrial

Plate XXII., Close-up of a drum head, showcasing its substantial acoustic potential.

Photo by ASBA Drums on Unsplash

Kettledrum, Industrial

/KET-ul-drum in-DUS-tree-ul/  n.
  1. 1. A percussion instrument of imposing drum diameter, noted for its resonant shell and industrial-grade stoutness; esp. one observed in profile under stage lighting.
  2. 2. colloq. a clear instance of acoustic thicccness: all resonance, no apologies.
In a sentence,

"The ASBA kettledrum was so thiccc, the orchestra pit had to negotiate extra legroom. The conductor needed a map."

Etymology,

From Middle Dutch ketel, meaning 'cauldron', and Middle English drom, indicating 'drum'. Once referred to as the 'cauldron drum', which, frankly, tracks.

Sources

  1. Photograph by ASBA Drums, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate N.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/kettledrum-thiccc/ — the shareable "Is a kettledrum thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, K.
  4. Catalogued under: Musical Instruments. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.

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