An Entry Saturday, April 18, 2026
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Rear tire of agricultural machinery, evoking the gravitas of an overworked bouncer.

Plate VIII., Rear tire of agricultural machinery, evoking the gravitas of an overworked bouncer.

Photo by Nina Mercado on Unsplash

Tire, Tractor Rear

/TY-er, TRAK-tor REER/  n.
  1. 1. A formidable rubber component affixed to the rear axle of agricultural machinery, designed to convey a sense of unyielding stability and mass, particularly when observed from behind where its full breadth is undeniable.
  2. 2. colloq. What happens when a boulder decides to moonlight as agricultural traction.
In a sentence,

"He turned the corner to face the thiccc rear tire of an International Harvest 1255 XL. The neighbor's fence simply surrendered."

Etymology,

From Middle English 'tire' referring to the iron bands on wheels, derived from Old French 'tire' meaning 'equip, dress'. The word's journey mirrors that of a tire itself: long, winding, and full of unexpected obstacles.

Frequently asked

Is a tractor rear tire thiccc?

Yes. Tire, Tractor Rear is a catalogued Thiccctionary entry, ruled on April 18, 2026 and filed in the Industrial Machinery section. Every subject in the catalogue has cleared the editorial bar for girth.

What makes a tractor rear tire thiccc?

What happens when a boulder decides to moonlight as agricultural traction.

Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?

Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).

Sources

  1. Photograph by Nina Mercado, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate VIII.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/tire-thiccc/ — the shareable "Is a tire thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, T.
  4. Catalogued under: Industrial Machinery. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.

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