Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-09-13
Is a Roast Chicken thiccc?
Plate CVIII. Roast chicken on a metal rack.
Roast Chicken is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A whole bird, roasted until the skin achieves a taut, mahogany lacquer, distinguished by a posterior silhouette of such confident breadth that plating it breast-forward feels, to the trained eye, like a missed…
Frequently asked
Is a roast chicken thiccc?
Yes. Roast Chicken was admitted to the Thiccctionary on September 13, 2026 and filed in the Foods of Substance section. The ruling on file: Admitted, with a footnote. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a roast chicken thiccc?
Rested on a rack, back to the room, the drumsticks splayed in a posture that can only be described as settled. She did not come to the table to be ignored.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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