Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-07-14
Is a Kohlrabi thiccc?
Plate LIII. Bunch of kohlrabi with a jute tie.
Kohlrabi is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A cultivated brassica (Brassica oleracea var. gongylodes) whose edible stem swells into a dense, spherical globe at soil level, sending up leaf stalks from its equator like a planet that grew its own antennae; esp.
Frequently asked
Is a kohlrabi thiccc?
Yes. Kohlrabi was admitted to the Thiccctionary on July 14, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Provisional. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a kohlrabi thiccc?
A root vegetable that is not, technically, a root, but has the silhouette of something that does not need to explain itself. Sits low, sits wide, and the stems shoot out from the widest point like she is gesturing at her own situation.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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