Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-08-10
Is a Christmas Bauble thiccc?
Plate LXXIV. Pile of red and green Christmas baubles.
Christmas Bauble is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A crocheted yarn sphere produced for seasonal tree decoration, here encountered in its highest form: a specimen of such pronounced equatorial fullness that its circumference reads less as ornament and more as…
Frequently asked
Is a christmas bauble thiccc?
Yes. Christmas Bauble was admitted to the Thiccctionary on August 10, 2026 and filed in the Domestic Goods section. The ruling on file: Admitted. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a christmas bauble thiccc?
A perfect sphere, round all the way around: no flat side, no taper, no apology.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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