Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-08-09
Is an African Elephant thiccc?
Plate LXXIII. African bull elephant walking through water.
African Elephant is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. The largest land animal currently operating on Earth, distinguished by a posterior of such lateral authority that it displaces water, mud, and the personal confidence of nearby observers simply by proceeding forward…
Frequently asked
Is an african elephant thiccc?
Yes. African Elephant was admitted to the Thiccctionary on August 9, 2026 and filed in the Natural Specimens section. The ruling on file: Admitted under protest. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes an african elephant thiccc?
Built from the back end out. Whatever is happening behind the shoulder blades is the whole conversation, and the trunk is just a footnote.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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