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The Thiccctionary

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Cannonball, Naval

Plate N., A collection of naval cannonballs, exhibiting projectile prestige.

Photo by Meriç Dağlı on Unsplash

Cannonball, Naval

/KAN-un-bawl, NAY-vul/  n.
  1. 1. A spherical projectile of significant heft, historically employed by naval artillery, characterized by a stout and unyielding exterior.
  2. 2. colloq. A spherical unit of maritime persuasion, often denying gravity the last word with its undeniable presence.
In a sentence,

"The museum displayed a thiccc naval cannonball alongside its vintage artillery. The floorboards moaned in sympathy."

Etymology,

From Middle English 'canon' (gun, tube), from Old French 'canon', ultimately from Latin 'canna' (reed, tube), + 'ball' (spherical object). Once distinguished by its ability to make waves, both figuratively and literally.

Sources

  1. Photograph by Meriç Dağlı, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate N.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/cannonball-thiccc/ — the shareable "Is a cannonball thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, C.
  4. Catalogued under: Industrial Machinery. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.

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