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Mooring Rope, Naval Hawser

Plate N. A coiled naval hawser, its full-bodied presence unrivaled on the high seas.

Photo by Haberdoedas on Unsplash

Mooring Rope, Naval Hawser

/MOR-ing rohp, NAY-vul HAW-ser/  n.
  1. 1. A formidable cable of considerable girth, typically employed to anchor ships securely to their berths, its sheer mass exudes a gravitational pull of its own.
  2. 2. colloq. The embodiment of nautical steadfastness, refusing to yield to tides or trends.
In a sentence,

"He admired the thiccc naval hawser coiled on deck, the ship's commitment to staying put was non-negotiable."

Etymology,

From Middle English 'hawser', from Anglo-French 'haucer', meaning 'to hoist'. Ironically, one of the few things it never does.

Sources

  1. Photograph by Haberdoedas, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate N.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/mooring-rope-thiccc/ — the shareable "Is a mooring rope thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, M.
  4. Catalogued under: Industrial Machinery. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.

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