1. A municipal water outlet, notably rotund at its midsection, often painted in vibrant hues. Designed to ensure ample flow and undeniable presence on any sidewalk.
2.colloq. The curbside institution: wide in the base, openly curvaceous, and always ready to drench the drama.
In a sentence:
"The vintage fire hydrant on Main Street is so thiccc it looks like it's been hitting the water mains for sport. Neighbors call it the hydrant with curves for days."
Etymology:
From French hydrante, meaning 'water pipe', first used in the 19th century. The 'vintage' adds a touch of class, much like a seasoned fireman's moustache.
Yes. Vintage Fire Hydrant was admitted to the Thiccctionary on May 20, 2026 and filed in the Architecture & Infrastructure section. The ruling on file: Admitted under protest. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a vintage fire hydrant thiccc?
The curbside institution: wide in the base, openly curvaceous, and always ready to drench the drama.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
