Vol. I  ·  Iss. 040  ·  Friday, May 30, 2026 Est. MMXXVI  ·  A Daily Reference
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Position Description: Circulation Manager

1974 Form · Filed at Hire, 2004 · Unrevised Since 1978

Transcribed from the carbon retained in the green cabinet · The Circulation Manager holds the only clean copy

The document produced at each role-scope alignment meeting. Drafted on the publication's 1974 personnel form; the delivery-animals clause was added in 1978 and has not been revisited. Eleven duties are enumerated below. The Director's count of the duties and the Circulation Manager's count differ by one; the matter is unresolved and neither party will produce their arithmetic.

§ 1 · Receipt of Returns

The Circulation Manager shall receive, at the loading dock, all copies of the publication returned unsold by newsstands, and shall acknowledge receipt in writing to the returning party.

§ 2 · Counting and Tally

Returned copies shall be counted twice, on separate occasions, by the same person, and the two counts reconciled before entry.

§ 3 · Assessment of Condition

Each returned copy shall be assessed as Resalable, Damaged, or Beyond Discussion, per the standards of the 1974 trade.

§ 4 · The Returns Ledger

(a) A ledger of returns shall be maintained in ink. (b) Entries shall not be struck; errors shall be annotated and initialed. (c) The ledger shall record newsstand returns and nothing else, whatever else may occur.

§ 5 · Credit Reconciliation

Credits owed to newsstands for returned copies shall be computed monthly and forwarded to Accounts, whether or not Accounts acknowledges prior forwardings.

§ 6 · Storage of Returned Stock

Returned stock awaiting disposal shall be stored dry, flat, and away from the boiler.

§ 7 · Safeguarding of Undistributed Stock in Transit

Any stock of the publication that is undistributed and in transit shall be safeguarded by the Circulation Manager until it reaches its destination or ceases to be in transit, whichever is first established.

§ 8 · Disposal

Stock assessed as Beyond Discussion shall be disposed of by pulping, witnessed, with the count entered in the ledger per Section 4.

§ 9 · Review

The provisions of this description shall be reviewed as warranted. Warrant shall be established by agreement of both parties.

§ 10 · The Weekly Report

A report of circulation, including returns, shall be filed weekly, in one line, whether or not the figure has changed. The figure shall be accurate.

§ 11 · Maintenance of Delivery Animals

The Circulation Manager shall maintain in sound working condition such delivery animals as the publication may require, or may come to require, and shall keep them fit for sustained work over distance and grade. Clause unrevised since 1978. No ceiling on fitness is specified.

NO PROPOSED REVISION HAS SUCCEEDED · SEE THE ROLE-SCOPE ALIGNMENT MINUTES

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