Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-05-24
Is a Steinway Concert Grand thiccc?
Plate XXIV. Steinway & Sons grand piano.
Steinway Concert Grand is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A concert grand piano of the Steinway & Sons lineage, measuring approximately 274 centimeters stem to stern, whose rear curve, where lid meets tail, describes an arc of such deliberate amplitude that acoustical…
Frequently asked
Is a steinway concert grand thiccc?
Yes. Steinway Concert Grand was admitted to the Thiccctionary on May 24, 2026 and filed in the Musical Instruments section. The ruling on file: Admitted on appeal. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a steinway concert grand thiccc?
Nine feet of ebony-lacquered consequence, widest at the back, where all the real decisions get made. The tail end is not a feature; it is the argument.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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