Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-04-12
Is a Round Hay Bale thiccc?
Plate I. Round hay bale in a field.
Round Hay Bale is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A cylindrical compression of dried grasses, rolled to a diameter typically between four and six feet and weighing upward of 800 lbs, produced by a baler that does not believe in half measures.
Frequently asked
Is a round hay bale thiccc?
Yes. Round Hay Bale was admitted to the Thiccctionary on April 12, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Admitted under protest. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a round hay bale thiccc?
Five-foot-wide, 800-pound proof that agricultural machinery has taste. She is round in every direction simultaneously, wrapped tight, and she will not be moved by a standard-issue tractor without a serious conversation first.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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