Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-08-20
Is a Quince thiccc?
Plate LXXXIV. Three ripe quinces hanging from a tree branch.
Quince is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A pome fruit of the species Cydonia oblonga, notable for its stubborn refusal to ripen into anything graceful: lumpen, asymmetric, and built with a bottom-heavy confidence that no apple or pear has earned.
Frequently asked
Is a quince thiccc?
Yes. Quince was admitted to the Thiccctionary on August 20, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Admitted, with a footnote. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a quince thiccc?
Produce that skipped the svelte phase entirely and went straight to weight. The rear half does most of the talking, and the branch takes the note.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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