Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-10-13
Is a Porsche 911 thiccc?
Plate CXXXVIII. Porsche 911 viewed from the rear.
Porsche 911 is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A rear-engined German sports car whose hindquarters, observed from astern in any quality of light, present a silhouette so rounded and deliberately wide at the hips that automotive journalists have been losing their…
Frequently asked
Is a porsche 911 thiccc?
Yes. Porsche 911 was admitted to the Thiccctionary on October 13, 2026 and filed in the Vehicles & Transport section. The ruling on file: Admitted. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a porsche 911 thiccc?
Rear-heavy by design, rear-heavy by destiny. Ferdinand Porsche's engineers put the engine over the back axle and the back axle never forgot it. She sits low, she sits wide, and the widest part is the part facing away from you.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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