Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-05-21
Is a Pine Cone thiccc?
Plate XXII. Pine cone viewed from above.
Pine Cone is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. The seed-bearing structure of a conifer, composed of overlapping woody scales arranged in a tight spiral, each one wider than it has any business being, the whole assembly broadening from tip to base in a slow…
Frequently asked
Is a pine cone thiccc?
Yes. Pine Cone was admitted to the Thiccctionary on May 21, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Provisional. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a pine cone thiccc?
Wide at the equator, wider at the bottom, and then a little wider still. Nature packed the seeds in the back.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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