Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-05-31
Is a Pear thiccc?
Plate XXVIII. Pear.
Pear is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A fruit of exceptional curvature, particularly noted for its broad base tapering to a delicate stem; frequently observed in suburban orchards and farmer's markets.
Frequently asked
Is a pear thiccc?
Yes. Pear was admitted to the Thiccctionary on May 31, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Admitted, with a footnote. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a pear thiccc?
The produce aisle's tribute to thicccness, best admired from the back end, where her silhouette defies containment in standard fruit baskets.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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