Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-09-06
Is a Panettone thiccc?
Plate CI. Four panettone cakes, one sliced, with Christmas lights.
Panettone is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. An Italian sweet bread of Milanese origin, distinguished by its dramatically domed crown and a base circumference that earns its counter space; traditionally studded with candied citrus and raisins, and tall enough to…
Frequently asked
Is a panettone thiccc?
Yes. Panettone was admitted to the Thiccctionary on September 6, 2026 and filed in the Foods of Substance section. The ruling on file: Provisional. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a panettone thiccc?
That one seasonal loaf that arrives in a decorative tin, takes up the entire serving platter, and makes every other holiday baked good look like it skipped November. The silhouette, viewed in raking Christmas light, is less bread than event.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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