Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-09-01
Is a Mini Cooper thiccc?
Plate XCVI. Mini Cooper parked on a road.
Mini Cooper is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A compact British motor car whose rear wheel-arch blisters and pronounced rump account for a disproportionate share of the total visual weight; the back half appears to have attended a different design brief than the…
Frequently asked
Is a mini cooper thiccc?
Yes. Mini Cooper was admitted to the Thiccctionary on September 1, 2026 and filed in the Vehicles & Transport section. The ruling on file: Admitted under protest. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a mini cooper thiccc?
Pocket-sized on paper, thiccc where it counts. She parks nose-in and the lot does not notice her; she parks reverse and the lot takes stock. All the curves live in the back, which is where curves belong.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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