Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-08-24
Is a Meatball thiccc?
Plate LXXXVIII. Bowl of meatballs in tomato sauce, garnished with cilantro.
Meatball is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A sphere of seasoned ground meat, bound with breadcrumb and egg, rolled until the diameter becomes a statement of intent, then simmered until the sauce has nothing left to say. Esp.
Frequently asked
Is a meatball thiccc?
Yes. Meatball was admitted to the Thiccctionary on August 24, 2026 and filed in the Foods of Substance section. The ruling on file: Admitted. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a meatball thiccc?
Furniture for the plate. Sits low, takes up the whole bowl, and the cilantro on top is purely ceremonial.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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