Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-05-14
Is a Lobster Tail thiccc?
Plate XVII. Grilled lobster tail on a plate.
Lobster Tail is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. The segmented posterior section of a spiny or clawed lobster, comprising the abdomen and fan-shaped telson; prized in culinary contexts for its dense, arched musculature and the way it curves upward from the plate like…
Frequently asked
Is a lobster tail thiccc?
Yes. Lobster Tail was admitted to the Thiccctionary on May 14, 2026 and filed in the Foods of Substance section. The ruling on file: Provisional. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a lobster tail thiccc?
Curved from end to end, bottom-heavy by architecture, and wearing its shell like a fitted suit. She arrives on the plate already occupying more real estate than the rest of the spread combined.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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