Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-10-08
Is a Lava Lamp thiccc?
Plate CXXXIII. Lava lamp in full flow.
Lava Lamp is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A domestic illumination device consisting of a tall glass vessel filled with translucent liquid and a contrasting wax compound that, when heated from below, detaches in slow, rounded globules and rises through the…
Frequently asked
Is a lava lamp thiccc?
Yes. Lava Lamp was admitted to the Thiccctionary on October 8, 2026 and filed in the Domestic Goods section. The ruling on file: Admitted. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a lava lamp thiccc?
Curves in motion. The wax does not ascend so much as swell upward, each globule wider at the base than the top, rising with the unhurried confidence of something that has never once considered a diet. The lamp is technically the vessel. The wax is the show.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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