Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-07-17
Is a Honeydew Melon thiccc?
Plate LVI. Honeydew melon.
Honeydew Melon is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A cultivar of Cucumis melo of the inodorus group, characterized by a smooth, pale ivory rind and a dense, cream-colored flesh packed into a near-perfect oblate sphere; esp.
Frequently asked
Is a honeydew melon thiccc?
Yes. Honeydew Melon was admitted to the Thiccctionary on July 17, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Admitted under protest. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a honeydew melon thiccc?
Produce that shows up to the fruit bowl and immediately makes every other item reconsider its life choices. The rind is the outfit. The heft is the argument.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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