Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-05-30
Is a Hippopotamus thiccc?
Plate L., The subject's posterior, viewed astern, defies casual description.
Hippopotamus, Common is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A semi-aquatic mammal whose substantial mass and low center of gravity render it a prime exemplar of thicccness in nature; especially when viewed astern, its posterior defies casual description.
Frequently asked
Is a common hippopotamus thiccc?
Yes. Hippopotamus, Common is a catalogued Thiccctionary entry, ruled on May 30, 2026 and filed in the Natural Specimens section. Every subject in the catalogue has cleared the editorial bar for girth.
What makes a common hippopotamus thiccc?
A riverine barge with no particular hurry, often observed exuding calm dominance over its watery domain.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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