Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-05-30
Is a Hippopotamus thiccc?
Plate XXVII. Hippopotamus grazing on grass.
Hippopotamus is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A large semi-aquatic African ungulate (Hippopotamus amphibius) characterized by a barrel-shaped torso of extraordinary lateral breadth, short load-bearing legs, and a posterior silhouette that, viewed from any angle…
Frequently asked
Is a hippopotamus thiccc?
Yes. Hippopotamus was admitted to the Thiccctionary on May 30, 2026 and filed in the Natural Specimens section. The ruling on file: Admitted, with a footnote. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a hippopotamus thiccc?
The haunches alone constitute a structural argument. She grazes like she knows the field belongs to her, because it does.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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