Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-08-11
Is a Gumball Machine thiccc?
Plate LXXV. Gumball machine filled with colorful gumballs.
Gumball Machine is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A coin-operated vending apparatus distinguished by its spherical upper globe, which sits atop a narrow pedestal with the confident geometry of something that has never once considered going on a diet; the globe itself…
Frequently asked
Is a gumball machine thiccc?
Yes. Gumball Machine was admitted to the Thiccctionary on August 11, 2026 and filed in the Domestic Goods section. The ruling on file: Provisional. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a gumball machine thiccc?
Wide at the top, round in the globe, and holding every gumball like she has room for one more, because she does.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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