Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-08-31
Is a Gouda Wheel thiccc?
Plate XCV. Large wheels of Gouda cheese stacked on wooden shelves.
Gouda Wheel is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A pressed, wax-coated Dutch cheese formed into a disc of notable lateral breadth, aged to a density that registers less as food and more as load-bearing infrastructure; esp.
Frequently asked
Is a gouda wheel thiccc?
Yes. Gouda Wheel was admitted to the Thiccctionary on August 31, 2026 and filed in the Foods of Substance section. The ruling on file: Admitted, with a footnote. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a gouda wheel thiccc?
Dairy architecture. Sits on a cutting board the way a millstone sits on a riverbank: with zero interest in being moved, and a circumference that requires a dedicated surface, a committed knife, and a conversation about how much you actually want.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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