Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-04-19
Is a Garlic Bulb thiccc?
Plate IV. Garlic bulb.
Garlic Bulb is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A bulb of the species Allium sativum that has achieved full structural commitment: cloves packed so densely inward that the papery outer skin strains at the equator, the whole assembly sitting low and wide on a flat…
Frequently asked
Is a garlic bulb thiccc?
Yes. Garlic Bulb was admitted to the Thiccctionary on April 19, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Admitted under protest. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a garlic bulb thiccc?
Produce that does not taper. Rounded at the crown, wider at the base, wrapped in layers it did not ask you to remove. Needs no introduction and offers none.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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