Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-09-19
Is a Fig thiccc?
Plate CXIV. Whole and halved dark figs on linen cloth and slate.
Fig is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. The pear-shaped fruit of the tree Ficus carica, narrow at the stem and swelling to a soft, round bottom, packed with hundreds of tiny seeds.
Frequently asked
Is a fig thiccc?
Yes. Fig was admitted to the Thiccctionary on September 19, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Admitted under protest. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a fig thiccc?
Small, but every ounce of it is in the bottom. The fig has been built this way since antiquity, and nobody back then complained either.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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