Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-10-12
Is a Croissant thiccc?
Plate CXXXVII. Croissant.
Croissant is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A laminated pastry of Viennese-French lineage, nominally crescent in name but, when executed with proper conviction, substantially thiccc through the midsection: layered, arched, and carrying most of its mass in a…
Frequently asked
Is a croissant thiccc?
Yes. Croissant was admitted to the Thiccctionary on October 12, 2026 and filed in the Foods of Substance section. The ruling on file: Provisional. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a croissant thiccc?
Butter's finest architectural achievement. The crescent is a formality; the real statement is the cross-section.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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