Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-05-11
Is a Champion Watermelon thiccc?
Plate XXXI., A heavyweight champion of the produce aisle, seated with dignity.
Champion Watermelon, Heavyweight is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A watermelon of exceptional mass and rotundity, typically displayed with pride at county fairs and agricultural exhibitions. Its girth demands both admiration and logistical consideration.
Frequently asked
Is a heavyweight champion watermelon thiccc?
Yes. Champion Watermelon, Heavyweight is a catalogued Thiccctionary entry, ruled on May 11, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. Every subject in the catalogue has cleared the editorial bar for girth.
What makes a heavyweight champion watermelon thiccc?
Produce that makes the kitchen counter reassess its priorities.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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