Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-05-03
Is a Cavendish Banana thiccc?
Plate X. Bunch of Cavendish bananas.
Cavendish Banana is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. The dominant commercial banana cultivar (Musa acuminata, AAA group), characterized by a pronounced basal swell, a taper that takes its time getting there, and a cross-section that rewards the caliper. Esp.
Frequently asked
Is a cavendish banana thiccc?
Yes. Cavendish Banana was admitted to the Thiccctionary on May 3, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Admitted. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a cavendish banana thiccc?
Fruit that did not come to negotiate. The bottom of the bunch curves outward with a confidence that the top half simply does not match, and the bunch as a whole has more going on at the base than the tip will ever admit.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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