Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-09-27
Is a Cantaloupe thiccc?
Plate CXXII. Cantaloupes in a cardboard bin beside watermelons at a produce stand.
Cantaloupe is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A muskmelon (Cucumis melo var. cantalupensis) of conspicuous equatorial girth, characterized by a deeply ribbed, netted rind that segments the exterior into pronounced lobes; esp.
Frequently asked
Is a cantaloupe thiccc?
Yes. Cantaloupe was admitted to the Thiccctionary on September 27, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Admitted on appeal. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a cantaloupe thiccc?
Stacked at the market stall, she carries more in the back half than the front half knows about. The ribs are not decorative. The ribs are structural.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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