Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-10-11
Is a Brioche Bun thiccc?
Plate CXXXVI. A plate of brioche buns on a wooden table.
Brioche Bun is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A yeasted French roll of exceptional crown height, enriched with butter and eggs to a degree that makes standard hamburger buns look structurally apologetic; characterized by a seeded, domed top that rises above the…
Frequently asked
Is a brioche bun thiccc?
Yes. Brioche Bun was admitted to the Thiccctionary on October 11, 2026 and filed in the Foods of Substance section. The ruling on file: Admitted, with a footnote. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a brioche bun thiccc?
Bakery output so bottom-heavy and high-crowned that it reads, in raking light on a wooden table, as less of a bread product and more of a geological event. The width-to-height ratio is not a flaw. It is the point.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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