Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-09-08
Is a Blueberry Muffin thiccc?
Plate CIII. Basket of blueberry muffins on a wood board.
Blueberry Muffin is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A quick-bread individual cake of the genus Muffinus domesticus, distinguished by a crown that has overrun its paper liner on all sides, a domed top of aggressive convexity, and a midsection that has committed fully to…
Frequently asked
Is a blueberry muffin thiccc?
Yes. Blueberry Muffin was admitted to the Thiccctionary on September 8, 2026 and filed in the Foods of Substance section. The ruling on file: Admitted on appeal. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a blueberry muffin thiccc?
Baked goods that skipped the ramekin and went straight to architecture. The top is the whole point; the bottom is just where it parks.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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