Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-09-18
Is a Banjo thiccc?
Plate CXIII. Banjo resting on a chair.
Banjo is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A stringed musical instrument of rotund acoustics, characterized by a circular body and a neck that extends outward like a declaration of intent.
Frequently asked
Is a banjo thiccc?
Yes. Banjo was admitted to the Thiccctionary on September 18, 2026 and filed in the Musical Instruments section. The ruling on file: Provisional. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a banjo thiccc?
An instrument so thiccc it could double as a percussion section if the strings ever got shy.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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