Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-10-05
Is an Amphora thiccc?
Plate CXXX. Clay amphora vase next to a body of water.
Amphora is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A two-handled terracotta storage jar of the ancient Mediterranean, narrow at the neck, swelling through the shoulder into a deep, rounded belly, and tapering to a foot it was never really expected to stand on; esp.
Frequently asked
Is an amphora thiccc?
Yes. Amphora was admitted to the Thiccctionary on October 5, 2026 and filed in the Domestic Goods section. The ruling on file: Admitted. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes an amphora thiccc?
Narrow up top, then the shoulders, then all of it. Built to ship olive oil across the Aegean, and somehow the whole cargo went to the hips.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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